I got up around eight this morning, got myself dressed and headed out the door for a brisk walk. I included an errand into the walk and made my way to Yoke's for some groceries.
Before I left, I decided to set my sprinkler and get a good early start on yard watering. So I went behind the arbor vitae to grab my Nelson Industries Traveling Yard Tractor Sprinkler, and it was gone. I had left it there only last night...at about 11PM. I can only surmise that it ambled off into the night to water the lawn of life.
That, or some fucking scumbag, low-life, shit hole, piece of crap, turd ball decided it was more important for him (or her) to have it than me, the guy who paid for it.
I am really getting fed up with these fucking scumbag, low-life, shit hole, piece of crap, turd balls. I really want to set one of these assholes up and pummel them lifeless. (I'm looking forward to the day when this post will be used against me in a court of law.)
The most infuriating thing is that the aforementioned fucking scumbag, low-life, shit hole, piece of crap, turd ball is going to get $5.00 for my $75.00 sprinkler.
Well, I have finally come to the conclusion that I cannot leave anything out. If it is something I want, and I leave it outside for any fucking scumbag, low-life, shit hole, piece of crap, turd ball to lay his hands on it, then it is my fault.
So here is a notice to all you fucking scumbag, low-life, shit hole, piece of crap, turd balls that may be having someone read this to them.
First of all, FUCK OFF & DIE!
Next, you are welcome to everything that isn't nailed down...like I had to tell you that. I know you already feel that you have the right to everything in the world that is not currently yours.
Lastly, FUCK OFF & DIE!!!
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Monday, July 25, 2016
Gnat Night
I have looked back through past posts and I cannot find if I have described the event I'm about to describe. Susan and I both experienced this event last year. It seems like it happens on one particular night, which happened to be tonight...for this year.
The event is the amassing of the gnats.
Here is a picture looking west from our front porch. If you were to zoom in on that large tree, you would see what appears to be a bunch of dots all over. Those dots are bugs...I am calling them gnats, but I am not sure about that.
This picture is a zoom in of the tree and a better depiction of the dots/bugs/gnats. I think you can see them a little better.
We noticed this conflagration last year and were mesmerized by it.
As the sun was setting, it lit up the area in front of this tree to reveal thousands of bugs swarming. Every once and a while, a small tornado of bugs would swirl into a tight ball and move through the swarm until it dissipated.
I tried to get a video of the tornadoes and I think I could have captured it. However, my lack of knowledge about how this camera works turns against me.
My problem might have been that all my batteries were nearly dead and I just didn't have enough power to record the video.
In any event, I have now recorded Gnat Night for 2016. We shall see if it recurs this year or if we have to wait another year.
The event is the amassing of the gnats.
Here is a picture looking west from our front porch. If you were to zoom in on that large tree, you would see what appears to be a bunch of dots all over. Those dots are bugs...I am calling them gnats, but I am not sure about that.
As the sun was setting, it lit up the area in front of this tree to reveal thousands of bugs swarming. Every once and a while, a small tornado of bugs would swirl into a tight ball and move through the swarm until it dissipated.
I tried to get a video of the tornadoes and I think I could have captured it. However, my lack of knowledge about how this camera works turns against me.
My problem might have been that all my batteries were nearly dead and I just didn't have enough power to record the video.
In any event, I have now recorded Gnat Night for 2016. We shall see if it recurs this year or if we have to wait another year.
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Wall Paper - The Beginning
I hope you have been keeping up with my health issues over on the other Blog. However, this Blog is for the house and all things house related. So here we are!
Susan is getting started with her wall papering in the bathroom. This is an area where I stay out of the way. She is the paper hanger in the family. It usually involves lots of muttering under her breath, a little cussing and and a lot of me staying out of the way.
So I'll snap a few photographs and then commence to staying out of the way.
She made progress. In fact, she made damn good progress.
She worked all afternoon and has just finished up for the day.
Now we are walking to a near by Italian restaurant for dinner.
Susan is getting started with her wall papering in the bathroom. This is an area where I stay out of the way. She is the paper hanger in the family. It usually involves lots of muttering under her breath, a little cussing and and a lot of me staying out of the way.
So I'll snap a few photographs and then commence to staying out of the way.
Now we are walking to a near by Italian restaurant for dinner.
Friday, July 08, 2016
Heart Health Has Household Hobbies on Hold
I had a doctor's appointment this morning to follow up on my defib implant from a month ago. As I write this, I am in a hospital bed in Room 625-2 of Sacred Heart Medical Center.
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That way, I don't have to tell the story twice.
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