Attention Scumbags

It sure is nice to be around smart, stable, honest people you can depend on. That is because there appears to be so many stupid, unbalanced, dishonest shit for brains Scumbags out there.

The picture above displays a small part of what I have to do regarding the afore mentioned Scumbags. The wicker chairs on the front porch must be secured from Scumbags. 

This all comes up because I was putting the chairs away for the season and got a little pissed off at how difficult it was to disengage the chain from the chairs. Then I was reminded that if not for the chain, we wouldn't have any chairs at all. Hence, this mini tirade!

EffU Scumbags!