Friday, November 02, 2007

Halloween Rules

I have spent some time reflecting on our recent Halloween experience and I have decided that next year, we must post some rules.

The following is my preliminary list:
1) No Costume, No Candy
2) A Sweatshirt and a bandana is NOT a costume.
3) If you don't have a costume & you come up for candy, you better have a damn good reason.
4) Move it along! Take your Candy and Begone!
5) It's Halloween and we are trying to be spooky. If your little darling is too scared to come up and get FREE CANDY, don't get pissy with us!
6) When the lights are out, the Party is over!

I'll be adding to that, I'm sure.

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