The Witches Settle In

I don't want to be trite by talking about the weather. But you can call me Ole Mr. Cliche because I'm going to talk about the weather.

When you have a high temperature of Se7en, and the forecasted high temperature for tomorrow is One, AND it is sooooo cold out that Carriage Rides get canceled, it is hard to avoid some sort of hackneyed comment about how cold it is. And by the way! For the record, it is officially Colder than a Witches Tit on the Shady Side of an Iceberg.

The bright spot in this is that there will be a bright spot in the sky today. It won't give off any heat, but it's supposed to be clear and sunny for the next couple of incredibly cold days.

So Al Gore, why don't you hop in your Gulfstream and come give Spokaloo a visit. We would love to have you and beat you with icicles.

In other trite news, gas is now at $1.50!