Monday, December 16, 2013

Ode to a Morning Commuter

I came up behind you on my drive in to work.
If you died, I'm sure it would free us.
I know that you suck by the way that you drive,
as you sit in your smug little Prius.

You could have moved over, you had plenty of room.
But you decided to drive me insane.
So you stayed where you were 'til your time ran out,
Then you stopped.....in the middle of my lane!

You're an inconsiderate bastard, you're a narcissistic shit.
I wish you nothing but horrible luck.
I hope that you die in a fiery crash,
You horrible, miserable....Prius Driver!

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